The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg
| Author | Elisabeth DeMarse |
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| Illustrator | Joe Pep |
| Language | English |
| Subject | Personal sayings and business advice |
| Publisher | White Mountain Press [1][2] |
Publication date | February 14, 1990 |
| Publication place | United States |
| Media type | Print (softcover) |
| Pages | 32 |
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The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg is a 1990 booklet that contains sayings, maxims, comments, and other thoughts of Michael Bloomberg.[3] The 32-page publication compiles quotes attributed to Bloomberg, while he was leading Bloomberg L.P., and prepared by the company's chief marketing officer, Elisabeth DeMarse.[3] The book, which calls itself an "unauthorized collection of unauthorized sayings", was a gift to Bloomberg on his 48th birthday and contains a total of 121 quotes.[4][5][6]
Accuracy
In the introduction, DeMarse says that the book contains actual quotes from Bloomberg and insists on their accuracy. "No, nothing has been embellished or exaggerated."[3] While the book contains profanity and misogynistic sayings, DeMarse clarifies in the introduction that "some things were too outrageous to include.”[3] When asked about the book in 2001, DeMarse told New York Magazine that "He says this stuff to customers and new hires and anyone who comes into the office."[5][7]
Contents
Ambitions
The book begins with Bloomberg's musing on his life goals. On page six, he asks rhetorically "What do I want?" and replies "I want an exclusive, 10-year contract, an automatic extension, and I want you to pay me. And I want [oral sex] from Jane Fonda. Have you seen Jane Fonda? Not bad for fifty."[4] He also comments that "Everyone I know who is successful loves what they do. The question is: are they successful because they love what they do, or do they love what they do because they are successful? I don’t know. I suspect it’s a combination of both."[6]
Women
New York City
The publication has multiple comments on New York City, highlighting the metropolis' unique qualities and challenges.[4] Praising his home borough, he said "We live in Manhattan so we don't have to go anyplace else".[4] While criticizing Queens, he said "I make it a rule never to go to Queens and since that eliminated both airports, I don't travel a great deal."[4] On New York cuisine, he said "You know, there’s a Federal Law that prohibits the serving of good food west of 12th Avenue — look it up".[6]
Business
Bloomberg also has more well-accepted, common aphorisms, including “Don’t get even – get revenge.”[7] and “By definition, 50% of the people don’t want a level playing field.”[7] He also suggests to "Always pick a fight with someone smaller than you”.[7]
Lifestyle
Making a joke about his use of language, Bloomberg said "When the Wall Street Journal article came out saying I was profane, my dear old mother called me to ask me if it was true. ‘Ma,’ I said, ‘Fuck ‘em!’"[6]
Public figures
Response
Bloomberg has provided differing and at times contradictory responses to the book. DeMarse, who compiled the quotes, said that Bloomberg was pleased with the publication when he received it, and commented that "He was touched. He loves things that are about himself."[5] In 2001, Bloomberg apologized to "anyone that was offended by" the contents of the book.[3] He said he could not remember saying them and also sought to excuse the book as "a bunch of Borscht Belt jokes".[3][5] In 2020, after the book was put online by the Washington Post, Bloomberg's campaign spokesperson denied the accuracy of the book.[3] Bloomberg's spokesperson also said that some of what he said was "disrespectful and wrong" and that "his words have not always aligned with his values and his life."[8] The publication received greater scrutiny as Bloomberg's presidential campaign gained popularity. During the February 19, 2020 Democratic debate, he was asked about comments included in the publication.[8]
References
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- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 "The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit & Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg". Washington Post. Washington DC. February 15, 2020. Retrieved February 15, 2020.
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 Pezenik, Sasha (December 16, 2019). "Booklet of Mike Bloomberg's 'Wit and Wisdom' could haunt him during presidential bid: Critics". ABC News. Retrieved December 16, 2019.
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 Murphy, Dean (September 8, 2001). "CAMPAIGNING FOR CITY HALL: CONTROVERSIES; Questions Raised Over a Gag Gift to Bloomberg From 1990". The New York Times. Retrieved September 8, 2019.
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 Hoffman, Jordan (15 February 2020). "MIKE BLOOMBERG'S 30-YEAR-OLD WIT AND WISDOM LEAKS, SHOWING DEBATABLE WIT AND DISTINCTIVE LACK OF WISDOM". Vanity Fair. Retrieved 15 February 2020.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 7.3 Wolff, Michael (September 17, 2001). "Chairman Mike". New York. New York, NY. Retrieved September 17, 2019.
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 Cillizza, Chris (February 20, 2020). "The 32-page booklet that is haunting Mike Bloomberg". CNN. Retrieved February 20, 2020.