Ryōgoku Peter Pan: I Will Never Grow Up (Japanese: 両国ピーターパン〜大人になんてなれないよ〜, Hepburn: Ryōgoku Pītā Pan Otona ni Nante Narenaiyo) was a Japaneseprofessional wrestling event promoted by DDT Pro-Wrestling (DDT). The event took place on August 23, 2009, in Tokyo at the Ryōgoku Kokugikan. The event featured ten matches, four of which were contested for championships.[1][2] The event was announced on December 28, 2008 at the Never Mind 2008 event and its name was revealed at a press conference on February 13, 2009. In prevision on the event, DDT broadcast their tour titled "Road to Ryōgoku" on Fighting TV Samurai. This was the first event held under the Peter Pan name.
The second dark match was a tag teamdeathmatch set to end at 5:00 pm in which the result would decide of the fate of Michael Nakazawa's anus. However, according to the rules of the match, every possible outcome would result in Nakazawa's anus being blown up by fireworks.
On the main card, the opening match saw the debut of Soma Takao.
The following match was a Rumble rules match in which Yoshihiko, an inflatable love doll with male make-up accompanied to the ring by Yusuke Inokuma, defended its Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship. During the match, Shoichi Ichimiya appeared under two different names: Giru Nakano, a parody of Bull Nakano and Keigi Mutoh, a parody of Keiji Mutoh. After being eliminated early on thus losing its title to Toru Owashi, Yoshihiko reappeared in the match as Sumo Yoshihiko and ended-up as the runner-up of the match.
After the match, Sumo Yoshihiko pinned Toru Owashi to win back the Ironman Heavymetalweight title and become the 825th champion.
The fifth match featured Mitsuya Nagai from Dradition and Munenori Sawa from Battlarts.
The seventh match featured The Great Sasuke from Michinoku Pro Wrestling and was a "Weapon Rumble" in which various weapons secretly chosen by the participants beforehand were being introduced one after another at regular intervals. Some of those weapons included a bowl of oden, Kaientai Dojojoshi wrestler Bambi with a whip, a mobile phone and hypnosis.
The eighth match featured Masahiro Chono from New Japan Pro-Wrestling.
The ninth match featured Piza Michinoku from Kaientai Dojo as well as Jun Kasai from the hardcore promotion Pro-Wrestling Freedoms.
Michael Nakazawa Anus Explosion tag team deathmatch If the match was not settled by 5:00 pm, Nakazawa's anus would be blown up; if Takagi's team won, Nakazawa's anus would be blown up; if Yago's team won, Nakazawa's anus would be blown up.